It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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