Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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