I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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