Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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