At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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