On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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