What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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