The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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