i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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