I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
i think my cat just said my name.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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