The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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