need another drink. this is the easiest way
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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