That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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