some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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