How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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