how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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