small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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