Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
