did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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