I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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