Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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