what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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