If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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