Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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