Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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