Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
do herpes really smell.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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