Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
operation have a gay friend backfired
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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