Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
