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May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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