Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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