Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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