You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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