I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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