I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
