just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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