What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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