Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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