Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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