so that wasnt chicken after all
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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