I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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