pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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