i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
