is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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