i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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