I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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