Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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