he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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