Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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