So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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