do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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