so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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