Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
