I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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