I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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