Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Randomize
