I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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