So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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